‘Now for the six o’clock news…are you ready?’

‘Good evening everyone, thank-you for joining us and welcome to the six o’clock news. Here are the main headlines. *tap papers on the desk* Impending war, terrorism, housing crisis, rise in homelessness, rise in hate crimes, mass murders, armed robberies… To sum up, the world is in bloody crisis and is doomed. Find a place … More ‘Now for the six o’clock news…are you ready?’

Your phone called, it wants a trial separation…and it’s keeping custody of the apps!

If our phones were able to talk and we sat them down in a room I am pretty sure this would be some of the things they would say: ‘My human is so needy, she never puts me down and is always asking me stupid questions. It baffles me that she can tie her own … More Your phone called, it wants a trial separation…and it’s keeping custody of the apps!